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Pick the month of your birth:
January- I had sex with
February- I slapped
March- I killed
April- I looked at
May- I died together with
June- I slept beside
July- I laughed at
August- I stabbed
September- I spat on
October- I love
November- I will deck
December- I will bite

Then, pick the day of your birth:
1. Bush
2. Clinton
3. Fidel Castro
4. Jay Leno
5. Hillary Duff
6. Barbara Streisand
7. Big Bird
8. OJ Simpson
9. Osama bin Laden
10. Michael Jackson
11. Brad pitt
12. Meg Ryan
13. Bruce Willis
14. Madonna
15. Avril Lavigne
16. Elmo
17. Britney
18. Winona Ryder
19. Linda Blair
20. Paris Hilton
21. Saddam Hussein
22. Prince Charles
23. Howard Stern
24. Anita Baker
25. Dennis Rodman
26. Ozzy Osbourne
27. Nicole Ritchie
28. Albert Einstein
29. Pamela Anderson
30. Mickey Mouse
31. Cookie Monster

Now, pick the third letter of your surname:
A - because I was hungry
B - because there was nothing else to do
C - because my shoes were old
D - because I commuted with someone fugly on the bus, today
E - because it's summer
F - because I have boogers
G - because I couldn't read the papers
H - because the state of emergency was declared
I - because my neighbor is pregnant
J - because my dad lost at poker again
K - because I'm broke
L - because I have too much laundry to do
M - because there will be an earthquake within the year
N - because there was this crappy show on TV
O - because it was crowded in the subway train
P - because my object of affection just walked by
Q - because the sheriff died today
R - because I'm a sex maniac
S - because I'm fed up with my life
T - because I don't know how to ride a bike
U - because I'm drunk
V - because my dog has insomnia
W - because I was cleaning house awhile ago
X - because the water in the fridge wasn't cold
Y - because there was just too many people at the mall
Z - because my armpit hairs are too long

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